Chewy!!

I just figured sumthin out this mornin.. Since i am conirmed now, i cn get married.. now how frikin awsome is that? not like i am, but just knowing i can is cool.. So i got confirmed today..hmm..dusnt sound too interesting huh?? i wasnt interested also at first but damn you get lost in thought.. If i was jewish, i think it would be my "bar mitzvah"..well shabat to that, but honestly, i wasnt exactly pumped.. i got up this mornin around 6:30, and this whole "thing" starts at 9..ish.. but i understand why i got up at 6:30 nd thats because i take frikin long in the bathroom.. you could prepare breakfast, and get halfway done lunch, and i’d still be in the shower.. So i actually got to the church around 7:45..ish..okay..it was past 7:45, but it luked like it on my watch.. Wen i got there i was rili cranky, because im like a little baby when it comes to sleep.. you wake my up too damn early, then im gnna get really cranky.. truth be told, wake me up at all, and i will be a baby.. anyway..wen i got there the "Don" was luking for a parking space for his chevy.. and to tell you, this wasnt any ordinary parking lot.. it was empty.. i was like.. "could you just pick one..its not like your gnna back into another car when you back into the lot.." so finally he picked one.. knowing my familya, we come frm small descent.. i think my ancestors date back to the smufs.. nyway, me nd my mom had to get down just to make sure his precious soccer-mom van dusnt hit the pavement.. wen we actually got infront of the van, he backed it up real quick, and parked all the way at the other end of the lot.. and he did this in great speed.. he was going so fast, it was like sum1 would steal his parking spot..to reamind you this was an empty parkin lot..empty meaning no fuel drinking cars anywer in sight.. if you ask him why he did that, he’ll just claim theres "shade".. honestly, it dusnt matter wher you park your car on this island.. it will still end up being rili hott in the car when you get back to it.. so, i went to the registration thing, then blah, blah.. my mom did most of the talking, because they wer rili disorganized..So i sat there for like an hour 45, 2 hours tops..I had no stalker-atzzi, so that was sorta boring…then the guy came, and said the most mono-tone homily in the world.. it was like "ppphhhnnnaaa"…"toooooooooooottttttt"…."iii ddoonn”tt wwanntt ttoo cchhaannggee mmyy ppiittcchh,, bbeeccaauussee ii”mm ccoooll.." very entertaining.. anyway.. you get in a line to get oil dabed on your head.. i was rili worried because it was rili hot, and i only got my "hand fan" watever they call them, and my soccer pitch for a forehead was starting to get oily.. so mainly i was worried about the more oil he’s gnna put on my already oily head.. after that, the oil had a scent to it… i was trying to figure out wat it smelled like most of the time after..(i think its one of my OCD reactions).. I did finally find that scent, and im gnna keep that to myself.. Oo..one thing that kept me awake most of the time was my "thought".. not like the whole spiritual thinkin thing.. it was like.. "I kno you face, but where did i see you and whats your name?!" kinda thought..because there was sum1 there that i kno i’ve seen, maybe in my past life, and now my alzimers wasnt helping me recall.. well, maybe thats wat alzimers duz to you.. duhr!.. so now its like 11:50.. im dead tired.. m probibly gnna fall asleep while this publishes.. my leg hurts frm god knows what, and im goin on vacation! yes!..you dunno how gud this is gnna feel..i have no idea wen im coming back..i hope never, but that wouldn’t be too great now wouldnt it.. well..im too tired to continue tormenting you with my life.. Oo..before i finish.. Who wants to get married?!

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