Wher have i bn for 2 weeks?? Im gnna call it my little island.. It isn’t the first tym i went to my island, but this tym i actually had fun.. It was fun enough that i got used to the Island life.. Aside frm geting the usuall darker complexion, and the sun burn, i became a local.. Even if me and the real locals don’t understand each other, sumwer in our conversations we actually do understand each other.. Get wat i mean??? The first day i got to my island, i was excited, because i’ve bn there b4 and the other times i had fun, but i wasn’t expecting it to be this great of a deal to me.. So i took that hour plane ride, and 15 min drive.. (Sori i had to stop, and start again.. the rain came down and the power might’ve died..) Nyway.. I forgot that they wer rili strict on the whole prayer thing, so wen we got to the house, which was around 6 pm we had to pray the angelus.. After that i was rili hungry, because the last tym i ate was in the plane, and that was like a huge bacon sandwich thing.. In my island wen you wait for dinner, you actually kno after your wait it’ll be a damn good dinner.. So the main staple was rice, as usuall, and the food was different kinda fish.. Fish that i didnt even kno that existed.. I’m not the greatest fan of fish, becuase of our fish farm before, and the fact that fish has a billion bones that you have to eye out and seperate frm the meat.. Im the person who takes a part of the fish, puts it in my mouth, and waits for the bones to stab the roof of my mouth.. So i had fun just waiting for the pain.. Back to the story, after dinner you usually are full, and you sit down on this wooden chair facing a huge wall rug.. Now this rug has a big role in my trip.. Now, wen the time is rite, there is this big-ass gecko that comes out frm behind that rug.. And im like "woha! wtf man?!".. It gets better.. Theres a door frame just above the chairs we wer siting on.. And on that door frame came another one of thoes huge-ass geckos.. And to tell you, if that was stalkeratzzi, they wouldnt even get a shot of me because im freakd out too much.. Another great thing that happend that night was the gecko went into my room.. So i slept like a baby..Mmm.. O, and the sleeping part is even better than anything i have said.. The time you sleep, to the time you wake up is limited to a certain number of hours.. Why?..Becuase ther are roosters outside of the window! Watever time you sleep, may it be 1 am, you will always wake up at 5! So on my second day i was up at 5 am, and at 5 am i still thought i was dreaming.. Wen i luk to my arms i had these red dots, and my legs had them too.. They didnt itch or sting, and i alrdy had chiken pox, so sumthing must’ve bit me at night.. I wasn’t rili in panic mode just yet, but i was in doubt that i would live to another day.. Since it was a wed., it was market day! Woopie! All the sights and smells.. Makes you wanna eat rite after you go to the market.. After my second day, i got used to all of it.. Well, except for that gecko thing.. Never gnna get used to that.. But it didnt matter anymore.. The wake-up call was just my new alarm clock, the rock hard bed was my thai massage, and the red dots just added color to my alrdy dark skin.. A week after, people started coming and living at the house, because of my grandparents’ 50th annev.. I never rili had my real grandparents, but my dad’s aunt, and uncle was the closest thing i had to a lolo and lola.. So the people that came, were all related to me.. It may sound amazing, because even i was amazed to find out that the whole block that i lived on was related to me.. There is no one i met on that island that i am not related to.. Sum how, in a very distant past the people i met became related to me.. It caused a fuss wen i was taking my mornin jog, because my dad would say "bless to him, bless to her.." It luked like i was running for office, rather than taking a morning jog.. So the day of the annev came, and i had to make a speech at the reception.. So all i could think of was me getting married.. I dunno why, but that topic came up one too many tyms before i left.. So i did my speech thing, and as i came down my uncle albert put his hand out to shake mine.. So i got it and shook it.. This started a chain reaction in the presidential table.. It made everybody else put out their hands to shake mine.. My uncle albert is the councilor of lubang, and sitting next to him was the governor of my island.. The guy whos supposed to sit next to the governor is a mayor.. So i had a little municipality thing going on.. I also had a candidate for senate in the crowd.. The governor was on his last term, and when i shook his hand, sum1 said to him "The person who’s going to replace you has been born.." pertaining to me.. Wow.. I can’t imagine me as a governor.. Okay.. I sorta like the title.. It has a nice ring to it.. Governor Matthew Buhion.. MmmMm..I was told one morning, when my lola was cleaning her garden, "when you get married, I will give you my lot across the street.." Wen i heard that, damn i went out to find sum1 to marry.. But how can i wen everybody’s related to me?! hehehe.. So now Im back in the metro.. I kinda miss my rice in every meal, and that damn rooseter that wakes me up in the mornin.. O well.. Its back to school in 2 weeks.. And everybody knows how colorful the blog becomes wen theres sumthing to bother me everyday.. O..B4 i forget.. This entry was supposed to be called "My little Island.." But because i rememberd sumthing, i named it after the play "Once on this Island.." Yes Ton, you’ll get this joke again!!